Well, not you per se, but definitely your mobile updater suite.

You didn’t ask me to put your fancy icon on my desktop, yet when I promptly deleted it, I found it again on the desktop when I booted my PC again.

I checked the box on the updater agent NOT to run on startup, but when I actually ran the actual updater it overrided MY CHOICES and put and icon on the desktop (again), ran the updater agent and deleted the option NOT to run on startup. WTF were you thinking?

I have other means to be notified of an update, I don’t need your updater to tell me.

Oh, and please, try not to piss your techy users off becase thet’ll start talking shit about you. And you don’t want that, OK?